Welcome Gaff Fans & Newcomers to Gaff

I have a blog ho ho ho.

Reference there to the hit 'flick' Die Hard there. Oh yes.

So how is everyone?

Currently I have a week to go before handing in my thesis so obviously at the moment I am trying everything to avoid doing actual work. I'm not sure why this always happens its just how my, and most other people I know, brains are wired. So while I start this, the latest endeavor of time wasting, I have to wonder what new ways will come my way that allows me to waste time and avoid work. Perhaps I'll take up chess, speed boat racing, homosexuality or wild game hunting all of which would take up time and be a bloody good laugh I bet.

Anyway I'm Gaff, which I'm sure anyone who is that bored or just a fan of bad grammar and is actually reading this will already know. Hopefully this will become a habit of mine where I can use it to document my feelings and thoughts to probably very few people.

Anyway as American History X taught us always finish on a quote, this being the first blog and therefor a time for celebration, I shall end with two.The recently deceased science fiction genius Arthur C. Clarke* once said "If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run — and often in the short one — the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative" while Ronan Keating once said "I've signed breasts and bums. I've signed everything!".

Good night.


* Yes, I have read a book.